69 Dirty Jokes To Tell Your Crush Over Text

Building a connection with your crush can be exciting and fun. If you want to break the ice and add a bit of spice to your conversations, dirty jokes can do the trick.

Here’s a collection of 69 dirty jokes to send to your crush that will make them laugh, blush, and think about you more.

Flirty and Fun Jokes

1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
2. Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
3. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
4. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
5. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
6. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
7. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
8. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
9. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
10. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

Naughty and Suggestive Jokes

11. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
12. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
13. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
14. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
15. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
16. Can I take you out for dinner? Because I can’t seem to get you out of my mind.
17. Do you like raisins? How about a date?
18. If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
19. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
20. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Cheeky and Bold Jokes

21. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
22. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
23. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
24. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.
25. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
26. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
27. Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
28. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
29. Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
30. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

Risqué and Playful Jokes

31. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
32. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
33. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
34. Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.
35. Are you a snowstorm? Because you make my heart race.
36. Do you have a sunburn? Or are you always this hot?
37. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
38. Are you a thief? Because you just stole my heart.
39. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.
40. Are you a volcano? Because I lava you.

Saucy and Intimate Jokes

41. Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.
42. Do you have a compass? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
43. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
44. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
45. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
46. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.
47. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
48. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
49. Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
50. Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.

Tips for Sending Flirty Joke Texts

When sending flirty texts, timing and context matter. Make sure the person you’re texting is in the mood for playful banter and is comfortable with flirty jokes. Pay attention to their responses and adjust your approach if needed.

Building a connection takes time, so keep the conversation light and fun without overdoing it.