Valentine’s Day doesn’t always have to be about mushy romance. It’s also the perfect time to make your husband laugh.

After all, humor is a love language, right? A funny text can remind him why he fell in love with your wit and charm in the first place.

The best part? These texts are all about keeping things lighthearted, playful, and full of love.

Here are 80 funny Valentine’s Day texts to send your husband that will keep him smiling (and possibly chuckling) all day long.

Texts About How Lucky He Is

Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re the luckiest man alive—and I’m not just saying that because you married me.
You should feel special today because I chose you… even though I could’ve had pizza instead.
Just a reminder: you hit the jackpot when you married me.
I hope you know I accept flowers, chocolate, and foot rubs as Valentine’s Day offerings.
You’re so lucky to have me—and I’m pretty lucky too, I guess.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the guy who gets to see me in my sweatpants and still thinks I’m cute.
You should frame this text because it’s proof that I’m still madly in love with you.
Don’t forget—your Valentine this year is smarter, funnier, and cuter than all the others.
Congratulations on having the best wife ever. Happy Valentine’s Day!
I hope you’re ready to spoil me today, because I definitely deserve it.

Playful Compliments

You’re the best husband ever—mostly because you know how to laugh at my jokes.
You’re like coffee: strong, hot, and the reason I get through the day.
I love you more than snacks… and that’s saying a lot.
You’re my favorite person, even when you steal the covers.
I married you for your looks, your charm, and your ability to fix everything in the house.
You’re not perfect, but you’re close enough for me.
You’re like wine—you just keep getting better with age.
I love you more than Netflix, and that’s not something I say lightly.
You’re my partner in crime—and by crime, I mean eating all the Valentine’s Day chocolate.
Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re the only person I’d share my dessert with… maybe.

Marriage is just arguing over what to watch on Netflix until one of us falls asleep.
Being married to you means I always have someone to blame for losing the remote.
Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite roommate and partner in laundry duty.
Being married to you is like having a live-in comedian—I’m never bored.
You’re not just my husband—you’re my human diary and snack thief.
Marriage is basically me wondering why you can’t load the dishwasher properly.
You’re the best husband ever, even when you forget to take out the trash.
I love you so much that I even let you control the thermostat (sometimes).
Marriage is a partnership—and I’m clearly the CEO.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the guy who makes marriage feel like a fun sleepover every night.

You’re the peanut butter to my jelly and the reason I don’t lose my mind daily.
Life with you is like a sitcom—always funny, never boring.
You make the everyday stuff feel special just by being around.
You’re my favorite person to complain about life with.
Just thinking about how funny you looked trying to fix that leaky faucet makes me laugh.
You make grocery shopping less of a chore and more of an adventure.
I love how we can turn even the most boring days into something fun.
Just a reminder: you still owe me for that time I let you eat the last slice of pizza.
You make folding laundry slightly less miserable, and that’s true love.
I love you so much that I even let you pick the music in the car… sometimes.

If I had to rate you, you’d get a solid 11 out of 10.
You’re my Valentine today, tomorrow, and every day I need a ride somewhere.
You’re like my favorite hoodie—comfy, warm, and impossible to give up.
If loving you was a sport, I’d be a gold medalist by now.
You’re my favorite human, and that includes everyone I’ve ever met.
Loving you is easy, but sharing snacks with you? That’s hard.
If I could bottle up how much I love you, we’d be billionaires.
I hope you’re ready for the cheesy Valentine’s jokes because I’ve got a lot of them.
You’re not just my husband—you’re my built-in handyman and favorite cuddle buddy.
If love was a competition, we’d win every time.

Goodnight, my love. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me—and my favorite snorer.
Just a reminder before bed: you’re stuck with me forever.
Goodnight to the guy who somehow makes even my dreams better.
I love falling asleep next to you—most of the time, anyway.
Sweet dreams, my love. You’re my favorite part of every day.
If I could choose anyone to spend forever with, it’d still be you.
Goodnight to my favorite person—and my favorite blanket thief.
Just thinking about how lucky I am to have you makes me smile.
You’re the reason my days are so sweet and my nights are even sweeter.
Goodnight, my love. Here’s to another day of loving you even more.

Humor is one of the best ways to keep the spark alive in your marriage.

It shows your husband that you’re paying attention to the little quirks and moments that make your relationship unique.

A funny text can brighten his day, remind him of your connection, and make him feel loved in a playful way.

Marriage is about sharing laughter as much as it is about sharing love. So don’t be afraid to mix a little humor into your Valentine’s Day messages.

After all, the couple that laughs together stays together!